Not me, of course. But some dangly, pretty, glass gewgaws to daintily swing and sway and cast rainbows on the walls with every twirl and move.
Yes, I’m speaking of a crystal-bedecked chandelier.
Before you yawn, I haven’t mentioned the location of this new light fixture. It’s not in the usual dining room or foyer. It’s the master bathroom.
I’ve been intrigued by the fantasy of a bathroom chandelier since the mid-90s when a forward-thinking friend mentioned her interior decorator suggested one for her powder room. That was almost two decades ago – she (and her decorator) were way ahead of their time. And for those of you who are thinking that electricity and water don’t mix, you’re right. I already checked it out:
National Electric Code 410.4(D) Bathtub and Shower Areas. No parts of cord-connected luminaires (fixtures), hanging luminaires (fixtures), lighting track, pendants, or ceiling-suspended (paddle) fans shall be located within a zone measured 900 mm (3 ft) horizontally and 2.5 m (8 ft) vertically from the top of the bathtub rim or shower stall threshold. This zone is all encompassing and includes the zone directly over the tub or shower stall.
Fortunately, the perfect spot in our new bathroom is already wired in a spot outside said range. I can hang it just as soon as I take down the ceiling fan that’s there now. (Which seems a tad more dangerous than a chandelier, if you ask me. I think stories of flying fans and crashing chandeliers are mostly urban legends, concocted by ultra-cautious engineers and lawsuit-phobic lawyers. Seriously – has it ever happened to you or anyone you personally know? Me neither. Anyhoo.)
Oooh! Did I mention the price? That’s truly the best part!
As much as I drooled over this photo, I knew there was no way I was spending $300 on a light, especially a (trendy) bathroom light. Not when there were curtains and paint and other needs and wants to fulfill as we settle into our new digs.
|They call it “Bellora” which I’m pretty sure is Italian for “beautiful and expensive”|
I scoured our local Craigslist regularly, hoping someone might be ready to discard their PB or PB-esque chandelier, and I could snag their cast-off for half-price or so. Instead, I found an ad for a chandelier, at the unbelievable price of $25. And the amber glass covers perfectly match the existing vanity lights. But it was too tall. Back on Craigslist it goes.
However, thanks to eBay, I snagged my knockoff for $150 including shipping – back in June. It has hung out in my closet for six months; thanks to my awesome dad and middle son playing electrician over the Christmas holiday, winter bubble baths under the soft glow of a chandelier, here I come!
Of course, now that the chandelier is hung, I’m scheming 2012 projects, starting with revving up the decorating in the bathroom. First step is painting the walls. Then I hope to install some trim around the two vanity mirrors and trick out the tub alcove with some shelving and some window treatment. It is more than a little bland, as you can see from the picture above. I may – or may not – get our closets re-done this year (the wire racks are functional, but they don’t really inspire good organization or a desire to tackle the day when we open our closet doors each morning.) But for today – just for today – I’m happy to look up and see this pretty new light in place.